here i come again......
with my funny bones
it happened around two years back
then i was working at NITRA( north indian textile research association).... i was developing an ultrasonic fabric cleaning device....
i was experimenting with the ultrasonic device... trying to see the effectiveness of cleaning by sonic waves,...
and then my brain ratteled and i got an idea
me elbow has a spot which has become dark due to accumulation of dirt... and no amount of soap application has done anything...
so i decided to use ultrasonic on it....
so i poured some detergent liquid in water and applied ultrasonic thru it... then i immersed my elbow in it.......
and lo......
i opened my eye in hospital...... the ultrasonic shockwaves travelled thru my elbow and to my brain..... leaving me unconscious...
i couldnt clean my elbow...... but almost got myself cleaned from the face of the earth...
Thursday 17 January 2008
Wednesday 16 January 2008
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Thursday 10 January 2008
Sad Day
Today is a real sad day fo me.....
A very close friend of mine hurt me today.....
we were arguing about the fact that she wants to leave science and research field since after her marriage since her husband's problems will be of priority......
i opposed the fact that she has a good brain and yet she is thinking of leaving science and research... this is not good for science when specailly now a days good brains are hard to find in scientific research....
well she just told me one thing that i will never understand it all since for that u need to love.... and to know how it feels like when u r in love....
well......
today i am what i am due to this stuff called love.....
and yet....
well some people will never understand me....
never
A very close friend of mine hurt me today.....
we were arguing about the fact that she wants to leave science and research field since after her marriage since her husband's problems will be of priority......
i opposed the fact that she has a good brain and yet she is thinking of leaving science and research... this is not good for science when specailly now a days good brains are hard to find in scientific research....
well she just told me one thing that i will never understand it all since for that u need to love.... and to know how it feels like when u r in love....
well......
today i am what i am due to this stuff called love.....
and yet....
well some people will never understand me....
never
Wednesday 9 January 2008
I misled a man..... by mistake
This incident happened when i was in BSc....
that day i was going to my college....Deshbandhu college.....
i was standing at ITO bus stand when a man approached me and asked me which bus goes to KHICRIPUR....
it was his bad day since he was asking me to strain my memory to guide himm....... and as you know my memory is too poor....
yet i knew where it was and i told him to get into the bus that goes to NAJAFGARH and told him to buy a 10RS ticket.... where the bus finally stops he shud get down there and then ask for directions......... coz KHICHRIPUR was there......
atleast i thought so!!!!!!!
and he did so....
i was happy that i helped a man find his way
later that evening i was on my way to ANAND VIHAR in bus number 543..
then i spotted a bus stop en route....
KHICHRIPUR....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
even till day i pray that instead of asking for a 10 Rs ticket the man shud have asked about a ticket to KHICHRIPUR....else he wud have ended up at NAJAFGARH..... a good 50 kms from his original destination......
that day i was going to my college....Deshbandhu college.....
i was standing at ITO bus stand when a man approached me and asked me which bus goes to KHICRIPUR....
it was his bad day since he was asking me to strain my memory to guide himm....... and as you know my memory is too poor....
yet i knew where it was and i told him to get into the bus that goes to NAJAFGARH and told him to buy a 10RS ticket.... where the bus finally stops he shud get down there and then ask for directions......... coz KHICHRIPUR was there......
atleast i thought so!!!!!!!
and he did so....
i was happy that i helped a man find his way
later that evening i was on my way to ANAND VIHAR in bus number 543..
then i spotted a bus stop en route....
KHICHRIPUR....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
even till day i pray that instead of asking for a 10 Rs ticket the man shud have asked about a ticket to KHICHRIPUR....else he wud have ended up at NAJAFGARH..... a good 50 kms from his original destination......
Thursday 3 January 2008
logical question
I am back with a good logical question.... that i bet you wont be able to answer......
WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??? ANSWER THIS ......
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.
Then Who shaves the barber?
No matter how you try to answer this question, you will get into trouble.
If you say that the barber shaves himself, then you get into trouble. The barber shaves only those who do not shave themselves, so if he shaves himself then he doesn’t shave himself, which is self-contradictory.
If you say that the barber does not shave himself, then problems also arise. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, so if he doesn’t shave himself then he shaves himself, which is again absurd.
Even if you try to get clever, saying that the barber is a woman, you do not evade the paradox. If the barber is a woman, then she either shaves herself (and so is one of the people not shaved by the barber), or does not shave herself (and so is one of the people shaved by the barber).
THEN WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??
WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??? ANSWER THIS ......
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.
Then Who shaves the barber?
No matter how you try to answer this question, you will get into trouble.
If you say that the barber shaves himself, then you get into trouble. The barber shaves only those who do not shave themselves, so if he shaves himself then he doesn’t shave himself, which is self-contradictory.
If you say that the barber does not shave himself, then problems also arise. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, so if he doesn’t shave himself then he shaves himself, which is again absurd.
Even if you try to get clever, saying that the barber is a woman, you do not evade the paradox. If the barber is a woman, then she either shaves herself (and so is one of the people not shaved by the barber), or does not shave herself (and so is one of the people shaved by the barber).
THEN WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??
Tuesday 1 January 2008
my clock
I am Back...........
well this incident dates back to my school days....
i have always been a curious person... always challenged the prevalent ideas and ended up with hilarious results...... this is one such...
my dad got a japanese clock as a gift from the then director of his company.... and it was so cute that i used to keep it with me....always..... it was perfectly spherical in shape.... and sometimes i used to play with it.....
well i saw that the clock had a 1.5 v battery which powered it.....
that day i just had a queer thought .... if 1.5 volts can move it so slowly.... that is 1 seconds a second..... then shud it not move faster if i apply 240 volts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the rest you can guess.... with the kind of a person i am.......
i used two wires to join the two terminals of the clock with the AC mains.....
AND BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!
that clock could not be repaired by anyone .... ever......
thats me......
well this incident dates back to my school days....
i have always been a curious person... always challenged the prevalent ideas and ended up with hilarious results...... this is one such...
my dad got a japanese clock as a gift from the then director of his company.... and it was so cute that i used to keep it with me....always..... it was perfectly spherical in shape.... and sometimes i used to play with it.....
well i saw that the clock had a 1.5 v battery which powered it.....
that day i just had a queer thought .... if 1.5 volts can move it so slowly.... that is 1 seconds a second..... then shud it not move faster if i apply 240 volts !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the rest you can guess.... with the kind of a person i am.......
i used two wires to join the two terminals of the clock with the AC mains.....
AND BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! BOOM BOOM...... !!!!!!!!!!!!!
that clock could not be repaired by anyone .... ever......
thats me......
happy new year
welcome to the new year..... 2008... a year of good events.... and new beginnings.... a year of promises and a year of achievements..... welcome to 2008
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