my ingenious ideas..........

this incidence dates back to my college days.....
i was preparing METHYL ORANGE.... a chemical compund.....  in my chemistry lab....
and i was the only one who was able to create it properly....
but it was wet and had water in it....  
so i was told to take it with me to my home and let it dry out....'
but you see i am made up of monkey bones....  and i am damn impatient.....
so i decided to do the stuff quickly.....  
and this is what i did....
STEP 1:    I TOOK A SHEET OF NEWSPAPER AND POURED THE ENTIRE CONTENT .....  THAT IS THE METHYL ORANGE PASTE 
ON IT....

STEP 2:  THEN I TOOK THAT SHEET AND PLACED IT ON THE INVERTER MACHINE......   well i didn't have oven at that time ... (  i still don't have ).....   and so decided to use the heat generated by the inverter machine...  ( WHAT AN INGENIOUS IDEA )....

STEP 3:  THE NEXT DAY THE METHYL ORANGE HAD DRIED .........


I was left with a black powder......which ofcourse was not methyl orange.....

u see my ingenious ideas have always been.....    well.....errrrrr.........ahem.....   quite great........

MY FUNNY IDEAS!!!!

welll    i am back....
this time with an even funnier incidence....
we all have main switches at our homes....  isn't it???   .... or don't u have one?????
the problem was that the fuse wire in the fuse box was so thin that every couple of hours it used to burn out and i had to replace it.....
one day i got so freaked out due to this repeated nuisance that i decided to take care of things once and for all....
and i did it....
i replaced the thin fuse wire with a very thich one..... almost 20  times thicker .....
and LO !!!  it worked......
the fuse wire never burnt again.......









P.S : THE NEXT TIME .....  THE FUSE WIRE DIDN'T BURN.....   INSTEAD THE WHOLE MAIN SWITCH AND THE METER BOX.....   CAUGHT FIRE.....  AND WE HAD TO PAY  A PENALTY OF 5000Rs.... FOR MY GREAT IDEA OF USING A THICK FUSE WIRE......   

PhD in Cycle Accidents.....

that day i was riding on my cycle.....   the only vehicle i can drive.... though not safely......
well... so that day i was on my cycle.... and i was going to a friend's home.....   
now being forgetfull has its own drawbacks.....   
and i am the worst one when it comes to memory..... seems i have a very small RAM ( Random Access Memory..... and not Lord Ram).....  and a small HDD.....   
so ya i was on the cycle going to my friend's place......   
and i was driving quite fast......
once i drove 10 kms in less than 15 minutes....  arey yaar exam ka sawal tha......  
so i was moving pretty fast.....
there is a T point on the main road......   my idea was that i will ride upto the T and then slow down to take the right turn....  
what i forgot was that my cycle's brakes were .... missing....
why???????
coz i was myself repairing the brakes when i suddenly thought of some important work at my friends place..... and i just airlifted my cycle....( WELL I LIVE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.... SO AIR LIFTED)....  and started riding.....  complete;ly forgetting that my cycle's brakes were .....IN THE POCKET OF THE JACKET THAT I WAS WEARING.......  AND NOT AT THEIR ORIGINAL PLACE....    
did i forget to tell u that it was december... when it all happened????
so as i approached the T point.... i applied that brakes......  which ofcourse were in my pocket !!!!!!!
and so .....   nothing happened......
Right in front of the T point was an area full of shrubs......    
and ya .......
you guessed correctly.....  i ended up there.....  with my cycle and the brakes ... still in my pocket.....
i love to call my self an expert in CYCLE ACCIDENTS...... i have hit almost all types of vehicles.....  except  TRAIN, AEROPLANE, SHIP..... the reasons are obvious.....
more of my funny bones... later

what am i upto !!!!!!

I was thinking what exactly am i upto......   what do i want from life???????   well i wanna understand the nature of NATURE.....  i have been working all my life to achieve this goal.....   then i realised that what i am trying to achieve is wya beyond my control.....   may be i wont be able to do this in my life.....  so what.....  i will try.....   

all my life i have rued the fact that i never across someone who can really love me the way i am.....   partly coz i am not good looking at all.....  i cant hold anyone's attention.....
but on second thoughts i can say one thing that may be it worked in my favour.....  

when i wanted to die....  i was kept alive ...   god must have thought something for me......  something great.....   

well it all seems to be disconnected thoughts......

i am still in search of HER....  who wud be with me..... in my ENDEAVOUR.....   but  god knows whether i will ever come across her....
then i have a promise to fulfill......

time is fast running out for me.... this life is not enough for me....   

lets see what life has in store for me....

love you all