Once upon a time, there was a king who one fine morning went to toilet. There while doing his job, he found a beautiful feather of a bird which he didn't recognize. So he brought it along with him. At his home he told his wife, "See I got this feather. I found it where I was doing my job. But I couldn't figure out which bird it belonged to. So i brought it here. Can you shed any light on it? But ya please don't tell it to anyone."
After a few days the queen told her friend. "See I am going to tell you something that you must promise you will not tell anyone. That day my husband, the king, shitted out a feather of a bird. I was shocked to see it."
That friend after a few days told one of her friends "See what i am going to tell you you must not tell anyone. The kings shitted out a bird the other day."
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This went on some time and finally the king heard that "one fine day the king went to shit and hundreds of birds flocked in and out of his crack. Since then this has been a recurrent happening".
The king fainted.
After a few days the queen told her friend. "See I am going to tell you something that you must promise you will not tell anyone. That day my husband, the king, shitted out a feather of a bird. I was shocked to see it."
That friend after a few days told one of her friends "See what i am going to tell you you must not tell anyone. The kings shitted out a bird the other day."
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This went on some time and finally the king heard that "one fine day the king went to shit and hundreds of birds flocked in and out of his crack. Since then this has been a recurrent happening".
The king fainted.
