Friday, 22 August 2008

is my life back on track?????

recent one month or so has been the most interesting in my life...... i started off my PhD and also i gave a lecture at jamia millia on the topic of INTEGRATION OF KNOWLEDGE AND TECHNOLOGY.
i am working on two things or rather projects
1. ADVANCED ALTERNATIVE ENERGY PRODUCTION SYSTEM.
2. STORY WRITING AND HOSTING FOR ALL INDIA RADIO.

the first one has the potential to become the largest project work in the history of mankind, but the technology development board of india is not funding my project and i think i need to fund myself... lets see....

the second one is a new thing for me..... lets see whether my stories have the punch or not...

maa saraswati ne chaha to sab theekhi hoga...

there is one more story going on in my life.... but more of it later.....

Wednesday, 25 June 2008

another turn of events

well life has yet again taken a turn..... i resigned from Sultan Chand..... not that i was not loving that work but because i was not comfortable with myself.... I know i am an inventor and that is where my interest lies.... and my destiny too... so had to do this.....if nothing hapens then i will go for the online teaching agauin..... its surely not a bad option at all.... so lets see

Thursday, 10 April 2008

a few steps back

today is my last day of online teaching.... i am taking a few steps back so that i can move forward..... i have to take cue of my life..... i have to live else i won't be able to do what i am supposed to do.... lets see what happens.....

Tuesday, 4 March 2008

my page

my homeoage

india defeats australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so india ultimately defeated australia at their home only...... its a good feeling....

well i was just introspecting about my life a bit........ and came to the conclusion that life is a better roller coaster than a real one..... i have seen everything..... and now i am what i am..... is it what i was suppossed to be????? then why the fight????

well my love life is kinda crazy..... the one i love doesnt seem to love me and the one who seems to love me is the one i dont have such feelings about...... that is how life tests me.....

Friday, 1 February 2008

Stepped on the STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome back to my funny bones

This incident happend when i was in my MSc first year.
At that time I was in love with A*******A and so i used to accompany her in the morning to her college and then i used to go to mine.... and for that i used to set out at 5:00 am in the morning to catch the train to Delhi....
it was december and was cold..... very cold..... also at that time in the morning there used to be no electricity supply and on that it was very foggy that day....
so i started out with a torch in hand......
yet visibility was less that 2 meters....
as i was walking thru the empty road i came across a crossing...... as i turned i saw a small rocky stuff lying ahead of me....... on the road...
it seemed as if it was just a round block of cement that some callous person had left behind on the road..... so i decided to step on it and then cross over...
and its exactly what i did.....
and LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the block stsrted to BARK at me and ran away.....
everything happened so suddenly that i also started to run in the different direction......
Then i understood that the rocky stuff on which i stepped on was nothing but a DOG......
I just pray that nothing happened to it....
After all i weighed 88 kg at that time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back to business

well after all something of semblance is happening in my life......
i started of searching for time machine.... and i am again headed for that only...... seems i keep going on and off my target..... but the target remains intact... and thats whats the most important stuff is all about.....

Thursday, 17 January 2008

my experiment.....

here i come again......
with my funny bones
it happened around two years back
then i was working at NITRA( north indian textile research association)....  i was developing an ultrasonic fabric cleaning device....
i was experimenting with the ultrasonic device... trying to see the effectiveness of cleaning by sonic waves,...
and then my brain ratteled and i got an idea
me elbow has a spot which has become dark due to accumulation of dirt... and no amount of soap application has done anything...
so i decided to use ultrasonic on it....
so i poured some detergent liquid in water and applied ultrasonic thru it... then i immersed my elbow in it.......
and lo......     



























i opened my eye in hospital......  the ultrasonic shockwaves travelled thru my elbow and to my brain.....  leaving me unconscious...
i couldnt clean my elbow......  but almost got myself cleaned from the face of the earth...

Wednesday, 16 January 2008

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Thursday, 10 January 2008

Sad Day

Today is a real sad day fo me.....
A very close friend of mine hurt me today.....
we were arguing about the fact that she wants to leave science and research field since after her marriage since her husband's problems will be of priority......
i opposed the fact that she has a good brain and yet she is thinking of leaving science and research... this is not good for science when specailly now a days good brains are hard to find in scientific research....
well she just told me one thing that i will never understand it all since for that u need to love....  and to know how it feels like when u r in love....
well......
today i am what i am due to this stuff called love.....
and yet....
well some people will never understand me....
never

Wednesday, 9 January 2008

I misled a man..... by mistake

This incident happened when i was in BSc....
that day i was going to my college....Deshbandhu college.....
i was standing at ITO bus stand when a man approached me and asked me which bus goes to KHICRIPUR....
it was his bad day since he was asking me to strain my memory to guide himm....... and as you know my memory is too poor....
yet i knew where it was and i told him to get into the bus that goes to NAJAFGARH and told him to buy a 10RS ticket.... where the bus finally stops he shud get down there and then ask for directions......... coz KHICHRIPUR was there......
atleast i thought so!!!!!!!

and he did so....

i was happy that i helped a man find his way

later that evening i was on my way to ANAND VIHAR in bus number 543..
then i spotted a bus stop en route....
KHICHRIPUR....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

even till day i pray that instead of asking for a 10 Rs ticket the man shud have asked about a ticket to KHICHRIPUR....else he wud have ended up at NAJAFGARH..... a good 50 kms from his original destination......

Thursday, 3 January 2008

logical question

I am back with a good logical question.... that i bet you wont be able to answer......

WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??? ANSWER THIS ......
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

Then Who shaves the barber?

No matter how you try to answer this question, you will get into trouble.

If you say that the barber shaves himself, then you get into trouble. The barber shaves only those who do not shave themselves, so if he shaves himself then he doesn’t shave himself, which is self-contradictory.

If you say that the barber does not shave himself, then problems also arise. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, so if he doesn’t shave himself then he shaves himself, which is again absurd.

Even if you try to get clever, saying that the barber is a woman, you do not evade the paradox. If the barber is a woman, then she either shaves herself (and so is one of the people not shaved by the barber), or does not shave herself (and so is one of the people shaved by the barber).

THEN WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??

Tuesday, 1 January 2008

my clock

I am Back...........

well this incident dates back to my school days....

i have always been a curious person...   always challenged the prevalent ideas and ended up with hilarious results......   this is one such...

my dad got a japanese clock as a gift from the then director of his company....  and it was so cute that i used to keep it with me....always.....  it was perfectly spherical in shape....  and sometimes i used to play with it.....

well  i saw that the clock had a 1.5 v battery which powered it.....   

that day i just had a queer thought ....  if 1.5 volts can move it so slowly.... that is 1 seconds a second.....  then shud it not move faster if i apply 240 volts  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

the rest you can guess....  with the kind of a person i am.......
i used two wires to join the two terminals of the clock with the AC mains.....   

AND BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  BOOM BOOM......  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

that clock could not be repaired by anyone .... ever......

thats me......

happy new year

welcome to the new year..... 2008... a year of good events.... and new beginnings.... a year of promises and a year of achievements..... welcome to 2008