PhD in Cycle Accidents.....

that day i was riding on my cycle.....   the only vehicle i can drive.... though not safely......
well... so that day i was on my cycle.... and i was going to a friend's home.....   
now being forgetfull has its own drawbacks.....   
and i am the worst one when it comes to memory..... seems i have a very small RAM ( Random Access Memory..... and not Lord Ram).....  and a small HDD.....   
so ya i was on the cycle going to my friend's place......   
and i was driving quite fast......
once i drove 10 kms in less than 15 minutes....  arey yaar exam ka sawal tha......  
so i was moving pretty fast.....
there is a T point on the main road......   my idea was that i will ride upto the T and then slow down to take the right turn....  
what i forgot was that my cycle's brakes were .... missing....
why???????
coz i was myself repairing the brakes when i suddenly thought of some important work at my friends place..... and i just airlifted my cycle....( WELL I LIVE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.... SO AIR LIFTED)....  and started riding.....  complete;ly forgetting that my cycle's brakes were .....IN THE POCKET OF THE JACKET THAT I WAS WEARING.......  AND NOT AT THEIR ORIGINAL PLACE....    
did i forget to tell u that it was december... when it all happened????
so as i approached the T point.... i applied that brakes......  which ofcourse were in my pocket !!!!!!!
and so .....   nothing happened......
Right in front of the T point was an area full of shrubs......    
and ya .......
you guessed correctly.....  i ended up there.....  with my cycle and the brakes ... still in my pocket.....
i love to call my self an expert in CYCLE ACCIDENTS...... i have hit almost all types of vehicles.....  except  TRAIN, AEROPLANE, SHIP..... the reasons are obvious.....
more of my funny bones... later