adventure at qutab minar......

here i am.....  back again......   see i keep coming back.... isn't it????

New Year 2008 is just 1 and 1/2 hours from now.....   
so wanted to share an experiance with you all.......  
i learnt a lesson.....  may be u too will....

i have an old camera....   around 12 years old.....   it has a detachable flash.....  and a shutter cap.....   
the best thing about this camera is that....   its flash and the shutter switch are somehow never coordinated......    the flash goes flashing.... atleast a couple of seconds after the shutter has done its job....  so carrying the flash is never a good idea.....   and the camera ...therefore works only in the daytime.....

i had gone to mehrauli with my family that day.....   i was particularly excited....coz i had my camera with me......     and i wanted to take pics of quatab minar and the iron pillar from all angles....

so armed with my camera i went there......   
the moment i entered the complex i started clicking pics......
but unfortunately my camera didnt have a zoom lens.... so i had to walk to the other end of the compound to take a full view of qutab minar......   but it was simply breathtaking.....   i clicked my parent's pics too.....

but the one i wanted to click the most was the pillar...... so i went towards it.....   

trust me the pillar is really awesome......   
i could see some inscriptions on it.....  and i started to click pics......   i took my parent's and brother's pics with the pillar in the back ground.......

and then   The Lightening struck me.....  !!!!!!!!!!

I always thought that i was stupid.....  or may be an idiot or even an ass.......
But i got the first hand proof of it all.......

Guess what!!!!!!!!!!!

I took alll those pics WITH THE SHUTTER CAP STILL AT ITS OWN PLACE !!!!!!!1  THAT IS ON THE SHUTTER !!!!!!!!!!

I learnt my lesson on my forgetfullness........

but what exactly was it.....   i can't seem to remember......   !!!!    

so sorry folks......
keep reading........   
and ya
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.....

my ingenious ideas..........

this incidence dates back to my college days.....
i was preparing METHYL ORANGE.... a chemical compund.....  in my chemistry lab....
and i was the only one who was able to create it properly....
but it was wet and had water in it....  
so i was told to take it with me to my home and let it dry out....'
but you see i am made up of monkey bones....  and i am damn impatient.....
so i decided to do the stuff quickly.....  
and this is what i did....
STEP 1:    I TOOK A SHEET OF NEWSPAPER AND POURED THE ENTIRE CONTENT .....  THAT IS THE METHYL ORANGE PASTE 
ON IT....

STEP 2:  THEN I TOOK THAT SHEET AND PLACED IT ON THE INVERTER MACHINE......   well i didn't have oven at that time ... (  i still don't have ).....   and so decided to use the heat generated by the inverter machine...  ( WHAT AN INGENIOUS IDEA )....

STEP 3:  THE NEXT DAY THE METHYL ORANGE HAD DRIED .........


I was left with a black powder......which ofcourse was not methyl orange.....

u see my ingenious ideas have always been.....    well.....errrrrr.........ahem.....   quite great........

MY FUNNY IDEAS!!!!

welll    i am back....
this time with an even funnier incidence....
we all have main switches at our homes....  isn't it???   .... or don't u have one?????
the problem was that the fuse wire in the fuse box was so thin that every couple of hours it used to burn out and i had to replace it.....
one day i got so freaked out due to this repeated nuisance that i decided to take care of things once and for all....
and i did it....
i replaced the thin fuse wire with a very thich one..... almost 20  times thicker .....
and LO !!!  it worked......
the fuse wire never burnt again.......









P.S : THE NEXT TIME .....  THE FUSE WIRE DIDN'T BURN.....   INSTEAD THE WHOLE MAIN SWITCH AND THE METER BOX.....   CAUGHT FIRE.....  AND WE HAD TO PAY  A PENALTY OF 5000Rs.... FOR MY GREAT IDEA OF USING A THICK FUSE WIRE......   

PhD in Cycle Accidents.....

that day i was riding on my cycle.....   the only vehicle i can drive.... though not safely......
well... so that day i was on my cycle.... and i was going to a friend's home.....   
now being forgetfull has its own drawbacks.....   
and i am the worst one when it comes to memory..... seems i have a very small RAM ( Random Access Memory..... and not Lord Ram).....  and a small HDD.....   
so ya i was on the cycle going to my friend's place......   
and i was driving quite fast......
once i drove 10 kms in less than 15 minutes....  arey yaar exam ka sawal tha......  
so i was moving pretty fast.....
there is a T point on the main road......   my idea was that i will ride upto the T and then slow down to take the right turn....  
what i forgot was that my cycle's brakes were .... missing....
why???????
coz i was myself repairing the brakes when i suddenly thought of some important work at my friends place..... and i just airlifted my cycle....( WELL I LIVE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.... SO AIR LIFTED)....  and started riding.....  complete;ly forgetting that my cycle's brakes were .....IN THE POCKET OF THE JACKET THAT I WAS WEARING.......  AND NOT AT THEIR ORIGINAL PLACE....    
did i forget to tell u that it was december... when it all happened????
so as i approached the T point.... i applied that brakes......  which ofcourse were in my pocket !!!!!!!
and so .....   nothing happened......
Right in front of the T point was an area full of shrubs......    
and ya .......
you guessed correctly.....  i ended up there.....  with my cycle and the brakes ... still in my pocket.....
i love to call my self an expert in CYCLE ACCIDENTS...... i have hit almost all types of vehicles.....  except  TRAIN, AEROPLANE, SHIP..... the reasons are obvious.....
more of my funny bones... later

what am i upto !!!!!!

I was thinking what exactly am i upto......   what do i want from life???????   well i wanna understand the nature of NATURE.....  i have been working all my life to achieve this goal.....   then i realised that what i am trying to achieve is wya beyond my control.....   may be i wont be able to do this in my life.....  so what.....  i will try.....   

all my life i have rued the fact that i never across someone who can really love me the way i am.....   partly coz i am not good looking at all.....  i cant hold anyone's attention.....
but on second thoughts i can say one thing that may be it worked in my favour.....  

when i wanted to die....  i was kept alive ...   god must have thought something for me......  something great.....   

well it all seems to be disconnected thoughts......

i am still in search of HER....  who wud be with me..... in my ENDEAVOUR.....   but  god knows whether i will ever come across her....
then i have a promise to fulfill......

time is fast running out for me.... this life is not enough for me....   

lets see what life has in store for me....

love you all

my hobby etc......

well .....   here i am back..... again
just want to tell  about myself....
my hobbies are a bit strange....  i like to collect articles from newspapers and journals regarding advanced physics and technologies.....  and paranormal sciences too.....
i also like to sleep a lot.....  i can sleep at all kind of odd hours.....  and at all types of places....
and ofcourse i love to eat a lot.....  all kinds of delicious food items irrespective of what it is made up of......
i love to watch movies which have some sense in them.....   or the complete nonsense types....
any ways.....   

about myself....just a bit....

well its difficult telling about myself.....
i am crazy.... eccentric.....  innovative....  and mad at the same time.....
i believe in occult though i am a physicist....
i believ in supernatural....  and i believe that there must be a scientific reason behind occult....
i am not narrow minded and i can't stand such people also....  
i am not good luking at all....
i have a pot belly....
i am dark....
stilll
hum kaale hain to kya hua.... dilwaaley hain.....
that sums it all up....

introduction

hi....
NOTE TO THE READERS:::
 
till now i have made atleast 27 dairies but they all became partial....  so had to destroy all of them...
now i am writing everything of my life thru this e-blog stuff.....  hope you will have an enjoyable reading.....

BEGINNING::

i started off to become an astrophysicist.... today i am not sure whether i will ever become something or not.....
having done my MSc in Experimental physics.....   i thought of fulfilling my dream.....   it still remains a dream....

lets see what life has in store for me......