influential people

I have been thinking about those people who have influenced me in my life to help me become whatever I am today. So here is a list of those people.
Tessy Thomas : My physics teacher of class 9th at St. Paul's. Academy. She made me love Physics.
Shailja Bahadur: The greatest influence in my life. My guide, friend, philosopher, teacher, mom, dad, brother, sister...... all rolled into one.
R.K. Pandey : A teacher who was a master of all subjects of Commerce.... Arts and Science...... and a real master was he.......
Tabish Qureshi: A teacher par excellence..... most of the time i used to debate with him on quantum mechanics..... He taught me in my MSc...
Lekha Nair: Another excellent teacher.... what influenced me the most was her enthusiasm in whatever she undertook.....
Smita Chhibber (Dodoma ) : Well she is my adopted mother ...... ha ha ha ...... actually she has been guiding and protecting me just like a mother does...... a very understanding person she is..... her real kids..... are really lucky to have her as a full time mother and i am lucky to have her as a part time mother.... ha ha ha
Arti (Dhoplu ) : Well she is the only creature of her species.... DHOPLU.... a very sweet chubby li'l girl...very humourous and witty....... and a nice friend.....

Death? ! !

Today i woke up to find that a death has occurred in our building. Kamlesh bhaiya's wife has been suffering since the last four years. Last night she got freedom. But at the time of writing this blog the body is yet to be taken away for cremation. Its mayhem all around. But the saddest part is that she is survived by two kids of three and five years old. Why is death there at all? Why can't a person just be promoted or demoted to another world instead of death, if at all such OTHER worlds exist. Death shakes my belief in god. In the goodness of god.

DHOPLU

DHOPLU ::::::::: A strange creature..... sweet.... full of joy.... humorous... witty and yet a DHOPLU..... well this DHOPLU is my friend ARTI SINGH..... Lecturer of MBA at RD Engineering college....... She is the funniest creature i have ever come across..... a bit towards the healthy side... but thats her only downside.... she is an excellent cook..... and a nice li'l (well sorry) confused friend.... later abut the adventures of dhoplu......

I got married

Its exactly 39 days into my marriage....... i am loving it....specially the fact that there is someone who is always there to love and care for me......
we got married on 31st january and went for our honey moon on 8th feb to Bangalore....Mysore....Ooty and Coonnor.... It was a lovely trip...... we enjoyed a lot and she shopped like anything..... bought 13 or 14 sarees.... and numerous other stuff.... what i loved was the excitement and joy on her face every time she went shopping.....
thereafter our daily routine has begun but obviously that hasn't made much difference in our love life....
I hope we will continue like this forever......
Love you Swagata.....

my research

Right now i am working towards the development of a few experiments which have been there for long but the methods are outdated.
also i am fortifying my forte : MATHEMATICS......
on that i am working on the Alternate Energy Source Technology which is the only way out of global warming..... lets see where god takes me.....

i am frustrated

At times i get frustrated at myself..... when i started off i was aiming at astrophysics..... 9 years down the line i have drifted farther away from that ambition....... and only i am to be blamed....
Now that marriage is knocking at my door steps....i don't think i will ever be able to do what i started out for....
anyways i love swagata a lot and i know atleast on one front i will be at peace......
i have left all to god to decide what is good for me..... may be my frustration is unwarranted yet after all i am a human being......

A NEW YEAR ... A NEW LIFE.... A NEW TARGET....

HAPPY NEW YEAR 2010

LO !!!!!!!!!!! WE ARE INTO THE NEW YEAR IN A JIFFY.......
IT WAS A GREAT YEAR...... REALLY ..... SO MANY THINGS TOOK PLACE BUT MORE OF THAT LATER....

RIGHT NOW LETS ENJOY THIS NEW YEAR....

SWAGATA................ I LOVE YOU

i AM GETTING MARRIED............ ON 31ST JANUARY 2010.
GREAT.............ISN'T IT???
WELL LIFE SEEMS TO HAVE TAKEN A COMPLETELY NEW ROUTE.....
SUDDENLY CAME ACROSS THIS BENGALI BEAUTY SWAGATA.......... FELL FOR HER...... THAT WAS ALMOST 1.5 YEARS BACK..... NOW ANOTHER 43 DAYS TO GO BEFORE I LOSE MY BACHELOR'S DEGREE AND SHE GAINS HER MASTERS........... HA HA HA

is my life back on track?????

recent one month or so has been the most interesting in my life...... i started off my PhD and also i gave a lecture at jamia millia on the topic of INTEGRATION OF KNOWLEDGE AND TECHNOLOGY.
i am working on two things or rather projects
1. ADVANCED ALTERNATIVE ENERGY PRODUCTION SYSTEM.
2. STORY WRITING AND HOSTING FOR ALL INDIA RADIO.

the first one has the potential to become the largest project work in the history of mankind, but the technology development board of india is not funding my project and i think i need to fund myself... lets see....

the second one is a new thing for me..... lets see whether my stories have the punch or not...

maa saraswati ne chaha to sab theekhi hoga...

there is one more story going on in my life.... but more of it later.....

another turn of events

well life has yet again taken a turn..... i resigned from Sultan Chand..... not that i was not loving that work but because i was not comfortable with myself.... I know i am an inventor and that is where my interest lies.... and my destiny too... so had to do this.....if nothing hapens then i will go for the online teaching agauin..... its surely not a bad option at all.... so lets see

a few steps back

today is my last day of online teaching.... i am taking a few steps back so that i can move forward..... i have to take cue of my life..... i have to live else i won't be able to do what i am supposed to do.... lets see what happens.....

my page

my homeoage

india defeats australia!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

so india ultimately defeated australia at their home only...... its a good feeling....

well i was just introspecting about my life a bit........ and came to the conclusion that life is a better roller coaster than a real one..... i have seen everything..... and now i am what i am..... is it what i was suppossed to be????? then why the fight????

well my love life is kinda crazy..... the one i love doesnt seem to love me and the one who seems to love me is the one i dont have such feelings about...... that is how life tests me.....

Stepped on the STUFF!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

welcome back to my funny bones

This incident happend when i was in my MSc first year.
At that time I was in love with A*******A and so i used to accompany her in the morning to her college and then i used to go to mine.... and for that i used to set out at 5:00 am in the morning to catch the train to Delhi....
it was december and was cold..... very cold..... also at that time in the morning there used to be no electricity supply and on that it was very foggy that day....
so i started out with a torch in hand......
yet visibility was less that 2 meters....
as i was walking thru the empty road i came across a crossing...... as i turned i saw a small rocky stuff lying ahead of me....... on the road...
it seemed as if it was just a round block of cement that some callous person had left behind on the road..... so i decided to step on it and then cross over...
and its exactly what i did.....
and LO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
the block stsrted to BARK at me and ran away.....
everything happened so suddenly that i also started to run in the different direction......
Then i understood that the rocky stuff on which i stepped on was nothing but a DOG......
I just pray that nothing happened to it....
After all i weighed 88 kg at that time !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

back to business

well after all something of semblance is happening in my life......
i started of searching for time machine.... and i am again headed for that only...... seems i keep going on and off my target..... but the target remains intact... and thats whats the most important stuff is all about.....

my experiment.....

here i come again......
with my funny bones
it happened around two years back
then i was working at NITRA( north indian textile research association)....  i was developing an ultrasonic fabric cleaning device....
i was experimenting with the ultrasonic device... trying to see the effectiveness of cleaning by sonic waves,...
and then my brain ratteled and i got an idea
me elbow has a spot which has become dark due to accumulation of dirt... and no amount of soap application has done anything...
so i decided to use ultrasonic on it....
so i poured some detergent liquid in water and applied ultrasonic thru it... then i immersed my elbow in it.......
and lo......     



























i opened my eye in hospital......  the ultrasonic shockwaves travelled thru my elbow and to my brain.....  leaving me unconscious...
i couldnt clean my elbow......  but almost got myself cleaned from the face of the earth...

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Sad Day

Today is a real sad day fo me.....
A very close friend of mine hurt me today.....
we were arguing about the fact that she wants to leave science and research field since after her marriage since her husband's problems will be of priority......
i opposed the fact that she has a good brain and yet she is thinking of leaving science and research... this is not good for science when specailly now a days good brains are hard to find in scientific research....
well she just told me one thing that i will never understand it all since for that u need to love....  and to know how it feels like when u r in love....
well......
today i am what i am due to this stuff called love.....
and yet....
well some people will never understand me....
never

I misled a man..... by mistake

This incident happened when i was in BSc....
that day i was going to my college....Deshbandhu college.....
i was standing at ITO bus stand when a man approached me and asked me which bus goes to KHICRIPUR....
it was his bad day since he was asking me to strain my memory to guide himm....... and as you know my memory is too poor....
yet i knew where it was and i told him to get into the bus that goes to NAJAFGARH and told him to buy a 10RS ticket.... where the bus finally stops he shud get down there and then ask for directions......... coz KHICHRIPUR was there......
atleast i thought so!!!!!!!

and he did so....

i was happy that i helped a man find his way

later that evening i was on my way to ANAND VIHAR in bus number 543..
then i spotted a bus stop en route....
KHICHRIPUR....!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

even till day i pray that instead of asking for a 10 Rs ticket the man shud have asked about a ticket to KHICHRIPUR....else he wud have ended up at NAJAFGARH..... a good 50 kms from his original destination......

logical question

I am back with a good logical question.... that i bet you wont be able to answer......

WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??? ANSWER THIS ......
In a village, the barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, but no one else.

Then Who shaves the barber?

No matter how you try to answer this question, you will get into trouble.

If you say that the barber shaves himself, then you get into trouble. The barber shaves only those who do not shave themselves, so if he shaves himself then he doesn’t shave himself, which is self-contradictory.

If you say that the barber does not shave himself, then problems also arise. The barber shaves everyone who does not shave himself, so if he doesn’t shave himself then he shaves himself, which is again absurd.

Even if you try to get clever, saying that the barber is a woman, you do not evade the paradox. If the barber is a woman, then she either shaves herself (and so is one of the people not shaved by the barber), or does not shave herself (and so is one of the people shaved by the barber).

THEN WHO SHAVES THE BARBER??

my clock

I am Back...........

well this incident dates back to my school days....

i have always been a curious person...   always challenged the prevalent ideas and ended up with hilarious results......   this is one such...

my dad got a japanese clock as a gift from the then director of his company....  and it was so cute that i used to keep it with me....always.....  it was perfectly spherical in shape....  and sometimes i used to play with it.....

well  i saw that the clock had a 1.5 v battery which powered it.....   

that day i just had a queer thought ....  if 1.5 volts can move it so slowly.... that is 1 seconds a second.....  then shud it not move faster if i apply 240 volts  !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  

the rest you can guess....  with the kind of a person i am.......
i used two wires to join the two terminals of the clock with the AC mains.....   

AND BOING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  BOOM BOOM......  !!!!!!!!!!!!!

that clock could not be repaired by anyone .... ever......

thats me......

happy new year

welcome to the new year..... 2008... a year of good events.... and new beginnings.... a year of promises and a year of achievements..... welcome to 2008

adventure at qutab minar......

here i am.....  back again......   see i keep coming back.... isn't it????

New Year 2008 is just 1 and 1/2 hours from now.....   
so wanted to share an experiance with you all.......  
i learnt a lesson.....  may be u too will....

i have an old camera....   around 12 years old.....   it has a detachable flash.....  and a shutter cap.....   
the best thing about this camera is that....   its flash and the shutter switch are somehow never coordinated......    the flash goes flashing.... atleast a couple of seconds after the shutter has done its job....  so carrying the flash is never a good idea.....   and the camera ...therefore works only in the daytime.....

i had gone to mehrauli with my family that day.....   i was particularly excited....coz i had my camera with me......     and i wanted to take pics of quatab minar and the iron pillar from all angles....

so armed with my camera i went there......   
the moment i entered the complex i started clicking pics......
but unfortunately my camera didnt have a zoom lens.... so i had to walk to the other end of the compound to take a full view of qutab minar......   but it was simply breathtaking.....   i clicked my parent's pics too.....

but the one i wanted to click the most was the pillar...... so i went towards it.....   

trust me the pillar is really awesome......   
i could see some inscriptions on it.....  and i started to click pics......   i took my parent's and brother's pics with the pillar in the back ground.......

and then   The Lightening struck me.....  !!!!!!!!!!

I always thought that i was stupid.....  or may be an idiot or even an ass.......
But i got the first hand proof of it all.......

Guess what!!!!!!!!!!!

I took alll those pics WITH THE SHUTTER CAP STILL AT ITS OWN PLACE !!!!!!!1  THAT IS ON THE SHUTTER !!!!!!!!!!

I learnt my lesson on my forgetfullness........

but what exactly was it.....   i can't seem to remember......   !!!!    

so sorry folks......
keep reading........   
and ya
HAPPY NEW YEAR 2008.....

my ingenious ideas..........

this incidence dates back to my college days.....
i was preparing METHYL ORANGE.... a chemical compund.....  in my chemistry lab....
and i was the only one who was able to create it properly....
but it was wet and had water in it....  
so i was told to take it with me to my home and let it dry out....'
but you see i am made up of monkey bones....  and i am damn impatient.....
so i decided to do the stuff quickly.....  
and this is what i did....
STEP 1:    I TOOK A SHEET OF NEWSPAPER AND POURED THE ENTIRE CONTENT .....  THAT IS THE METHYL ORANGE PASTE 
ON IT....

STEP 2:  THEN I TOOK THAT SHEET AND PLACED IT ON THE INVERTER MACHINE......   well i didn't have oven at that time ... (  i still don't have ).....   and so decided to use the heat generated by the inverter machine...  ( WHAT AN INGENIOUS IDEA )....

STEP 3:  THE NEXT DAY THE METHYL ORANGE HAD DRIED .........


I was left with a black powder......which ofcourse was not methyl orange.....

u see my ingenious ideas have always been.....    well.....errrrrr.........ahem.....   quite great........

MY FUNNY IDEAS!!!!

welll    i am back....
this time with an even funnier incidence....
we all have main switches at our homes....  isn't it???   .... or don't u have one?????
the problem was that the fuse wire in the fuse box was so thin that every couple of hours it used to burn out and i had to replace it.....
one day i got so freaked out due to this repeated nuisance that i decided to take care of things once and for all....
and i did it....
i replaced the thin fuse wire with a very thich one..... almost 20  times thicker .....
and LO !!!  it worked......
the fuse wire never burnt again.......









P.S : THE NEXT TIME .....  THE FUSE WIRE DIDN'T BURN.....   INSTEAD THE WHOLE MAIN SWITCH AND THE METER BOX.....   CAUGHT FIRE.....  AND WE HAD TO PAY  A PENALTY OF 5000Rs.... FOR MY GREAT IDEA OF USING A THICK FUSE WIRE......   

PhD in Cycle Accidents.....

that day i was riding on my cycle.....   the only vehicle i can drive.... though not safely......
well... so that day i was on my cycle.... and i was going to a friend's home.....   
now being forgetfull has its own drawbacks.....   
and i am the worst one when it comes to memory..... seems i have a very small RAM ( Random Access Memory..... and not Lord Ram).....  and a small HDD.....   
so ya i was on the cycle going to my friend's place......   
and i was driving quite fast......
once i drove 10 kms in less than 15 minutes....  arey yaar exam ka sawal tha......  
so i was moving pretty fast.....
there is a T point on the main road......   my idea was that i will ride upto the T and then slow down to take the right turn....  
what i forgot was that my cycle's brakes were .... missing....
why???????
coz i was myself repairing the brakes when i suddenly thought of some important work at my friends place..... and i just airlifted my cycle....( WELL I LIVE ON THE FIRST FLOOR.... SO AIR LIFTED)....  and started riding.....  complete;ly forgetting that my cycle's brakes were .....IN THE POCKET OF THE JACKET THAT I WAS WEARING.......  AND NOT AT THEIR ORIGINAL PLACE....    
did i forget to tell u that it was december... when it all happened????
so as i approached the T point.... i applied that brakes......  which ofcourse were in my pocket !!!!!!!
and so .....   nothing happened......
Right in front of the T point was an area full of shrubs......    
and ya .......
you guessed correctly.....  i ended up there.....  with my cycle and the brakes ... still in my pocket.....
i love to call my self an expert in CYCLE ACCIDENTS...... i have hit almost all types of vehicles.....  except  TRAIN, AEROPLANE, SHIP..... the reasons are obvious.....
more of my funny bones... later

what am i upto !!!!!!

I was thinking what exactly am i upto......   what do i want from life???????   well i wanna understand the nature of NATURE.....  i have been working all my life to achieve this goal.....   then i realised that what i am trying to achieve is wya beyond my control.....   may be i wont be able to do this in my life.....  so what.....  i will try.....   

all my life i have rued the fact that i never across someone who can really love me the way i am.....   partly coz i am not good looking at all.....  i cant hold anyone's attention.....
but on second thoughts i can say one thing that may be it worked in my favour.....  

when i wanted to die....  i was kept alive ...   god must have thought something for me......  something great.....   

well it all seems to be disconnected thoughts......

i am still in search of HER....  who wud be with me..... in my ENDEAVOUR.....   but  god knows whether i will ever come across her....
then i have a promise to fulfill......

time is fast running out for me.... this life is not enough for me....   

lets see what life has in store for me....

love you all

my hobby etc......

well .....   here i am back..... again
just want to tell  about myself....
my hobbies are a bit strange....  i like to collect articles from newspapers and journals regarding advanced physics and technologies.....  and paranormal sciences too.....
i also like to sleep a lot.....  i can sleep at all kind of odd hours.....  and at all types of places....
and ofcourse i love to eat a lot.....  all kinds of delicious food items irrespective of what it is made up of......
i love to watch movies which have some sense in them.....   or the complete nonsense types....
any ways.....   

about myself....just a bit....

well its difficult telling about myself.....
i am crazy.... eccentric.....  innovative....  and mad at the same time.....
i believe in occult though i am a physicist....
i believ in supernatural....  and i believe that there must be a scientific reason behind occult....
i am not narrow minded and i can't stand such people also....  
i am not good luking at all....
i have a pot belly....
i am dark....
stilll
hum kaale hain to kya hua.... dilwaaley hain.....
that sums it all up....

introduction

hi....
NOTE TO THE READERS:::
 
till now i have made atleast 27 dairies but they all became partial....  so had to destroy all of them...
now i am writing everything of my life thru this e-blog stuff.....  hope you will have an enjoyable reading.....

BEGINNING::

i started off to become an astrophysicist.... today i am not sure whether i will ever become something or not.....
having done my MSc in Experimental physics.....   i thought of fulfilling my dream.....   it still remains a dream....

lets see what life has in store for me......